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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Where Seattle Mariners stand in All-Star voting - Seattle Sports
share office space ...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Still no good
So they tried
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Why do women change that much more with age?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Chesterfield man reverses diabetes after losing seven stone - BBC
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
At least 45 Palestinians killed while waiting for aid trucks in Gaza, health officials say - AP News
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors